Posted 10 hours ago

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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Posted 10 hours ago

egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

Posted 10 hours ago

backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

Posted 10 hours ago

makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

Posted 10 hours ago

freexcitizen:

w-3nch:

die-hard-live-fast:

astro-stoner:

musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

Well that was an adventure

Always reblog lol

oh my god why

Sexy and funny

(Source: aellagirl)

Posted 10 hours ago

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(Source: funayurei)

Posted 10 hours ago

You have 6 tattoos.
Full lips. Good, strong hands.
You have 7 freckles on your back,
they map out the big dipper.

You have a scar on your left arm
you carved in high school.
The first time you pulled off your t shirt
I traced the line with my fingers and fell in love
with your strength.

You are a hero
for living from that moment
to this one. You never need to apologize
for how you chose to survive

Your body is a map I know every inch of
and if anyone else
were to kiss me, all they would taste
is your name.

Clementine von Radics (via liquidlightandrunningtrees)
Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Posted 10 hours ago

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system