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you don’t owe nobody shit but your loyalty. good company and constant truth. everything else is choice, not everyone deserve it all.
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The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.
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dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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misjudgments:

when you find them, keep them.

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heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

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favabean05:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

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NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

I would watch the fuck out of that.