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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

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  1. Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  2. Cashier: Are you 18?
  3. Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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masterquests:

link opening up a can of whoop ass

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